I have a beautiful son.
Some day I want to live in a hobbit hole, spend all day growing things and drinking tea.
the end.

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via sobbinggoth)

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erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

(via teamfreesexuality)

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tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

(via blueeagles10)

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marigold-e-n:

stunningpicture:

My strawberries went through mitosis this morning

this would actually help cramming for bio 

marigold-e-n:

stunningpicture:

My strawberries went through mitosis this morning

this would actually help cramming for bio 

(via teamfreesexuality)

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(via queerkaitlin)

(via serenityandparadise)

Intimacy is not who you let touch your genitalia. Intimacy is who you text at 3am about your dreams and fears. Intimacy is giving someone your attention, when ten other people are asking for it. Intimacy is the person always in the back of your mind, no matter how distracted you are.
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more random ass selfies

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19 hours ago

Welcome to Canada, where summer lasts one week in the beginning of June nad we go straight to Autumn after that.

#firstworldproblems

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19 hours ago

sonicpinballparty:

mcbushpig:

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

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I’m laughing way too hard at this.

(Source: 1vm, via tonykingpark)

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ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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(via teamfreesexuality)

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micaxiii:

deductionfreak:

hazelguay:

The most valuable chart…



yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

micaxiii:

deductionfreak:

hazelguay:

The most valuable chart…

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yes thanks for colouring it I had a hard time reading that

(Source: hazeeelguay, via teamfreesexuality)

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betweenthesaharaandthesea:

Collections that Leave You Breathless—> Suneet Varma | India Bridal Fashion Week | 2013 The Golden Bracelet

 

(via carrotsandcorriander)

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