I have a beautiful son.
Some day I want to live in a hobbit hole, spend all day growing things and drinking tea.
the end.

teacupnosaucer:

neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

You will not believe the shit I get for correcting people when they talk about my daughter like this. Just stop fucking assigning sexualities to babies jfc straight people

(via bilbo-swagggins)

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epic-chair:

Favorite Gossip Girl Character | Chuck Bass

(via bilbo-swagggins)

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pagingme:

howidiotic:

came across the best mug ever the other day

canada gives its best wishes to those who can never get any souvenirs with their names on it

This is what would have happened had I actually been able to get something for Zephyr at the aquarium when we took him last year on his birthday.

pagingme:

howidiotic:

came across the best mug ever the other day

canada gives its best wishes to those who can never get any souvenirs with their names on it

This is what would have happened had I actually been able to get something for Zephyr at the aquarium when we took him last year on his birthday.

(via bilbo-swagggins)

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sprouseable:

Batsprouse

*spidersprouse

Batman didn’t really do the ‘bat’ thing and hang upside down. That was totally a spiderman thing.

Maybe dracusprouse?

(via vegetariansunlover)

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khaleesi-stars:

hellazan:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

YEEA AND SHE IS ONLY EXACTLY 5 FT TALL, GUYS THE WARPED WALL IS 15 FT TALL!!!!!

my hero

(Source: sizvideos, via vegetariansunlover)

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magic-murder-bag:

disruptedoriginal:

This motherfucker was walking around Comic-Con in a hyper-realistic Walter White/Bryan Cranston mask

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guess who was underneath this Bryan Cranston mask

fucking Bryan Cranston.

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Aaron Paul’s face is like a million different cries for help all molded into one expression

THAT’S AMAZING

(via vegetariansunlover)

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tobitakas:

despairkomaeda:

I NEED THE WRESTLING GIF WHERE THE REF SLIDES ALONG THE FLOOR THATS MY FAV

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also as an added bonus

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THE SECOND GIF I AM DYING

(via moxiemonarch)

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rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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(via cilllianmurphy)

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popfreakinpunk:

was this movie even real

Aubrey Plaza is my favorite.

(via cityofartists)

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falloutniece:

wizardroryweasley:

ticktocksheep:

“Hey, buy me this thing”

“lol ok”

“waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”

"Here, I bought you the thing"

"I TOLD YOU NOT TO I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS"

"just take it"

"I CAN’T-if you insist oK THANK YOU VERY MUCH"

*FEELS GUILTY FOR THE REST OF EXISTENCE WHILE LOVING THE THING AND THE PERSON*

RIGHT IN THE FEELS

(via cityofartists)

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grubsludge:

funk-dabble:

littleleahlamb2k14:

grubsludge:

bury me in armor so I’ll be ready for the skeleton war

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ready

why is his fricking chest uncovered? that’s ppor planning right there

what are you gonna do?

stab a skeleton in the heart?

(via cityofartists)

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